OUR FLAVORS
20g
PROTEIN
150mg
CAFFEINE
0g
SUGAR
VANILLA CREAM
CA$4.99
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ENERGY THAT FITS YOUR EVERY DAY
PROVEN TO FUNCTION.
150MG CAFFEINE
The same as a large coffee. Clean energy to power through your afternoon without the jitters or crash.
YES, IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD
DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
"I was skeptical about the taste—most protein drinks are chalky. But the Orange Cream? Actually delicious. And I stay full until lunch without the coffee jitters."
Sarah M.
Marketing Director
"Tastes like a creamsicle, works like a pre-workout. Replaced my 2pm coffee and protein bar with one can. Better focus, zero crash."
James K.
Software Engineer
"My clients always ask: does it actually taste good? Yes. The Vanilla Cream is smooth, not artificial. 20g protein in something I actually look forward to drinking."
Emily R.
Fitness Coach
SEE THE DIFFERENCE
NOT YOUR AVERAGE ENERGY DRINK
Here's how FUNCTN stacks up against what you're used to.
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SEE THE DIFFERENCE
NOT YOUR AVERAGE ENERGY DRINK
Here's how FUNCTN stacks up against what you're used to.
GOT QUESTIONS?
WE'VE GOT ANSWERS
Each 12oz can contains 150mg of caffeine—about the same as a large coffee. Enough to feel alert and focused, without the jitters.
Absolutely. With 20g of protein and clean caffeine, it's perfect pre-workout fuel or a post-workout recovery drink. Zero sugar means no crash mid-session.
Most energy drinks are sugar bombs with zero nutritional value. FUNCTN combines the energy you need with 20g of protein, zero sugar, and ingredients you can actually pronounce.
Whenever you need a boost: morning commute, pre-workout, afternoon slump, or late-night deadlines. It's designed to fit your schedule, not the other way around.
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
ALL REVIEWS
Best tasting protein drink ever
I've tried dozens of protein drinks and energy drinks. This is the first one that actually tastes good AND gives me sustained energy. The Orange Cream is incredible.
Mike K.
Orange Cream
Finally, energy without the crash
As a developer, I used to rely on coffee all day. FUNCTN gives me the same focus without the anxiety. Plus the protein keeps me full through long coding sessions.
Amanda T.
Vanilla Cream
My new afternoon ritual
I keep a case at my desk now. It's replaced my 3pm coffee and vending machine snack. Better energy, better nutrition, actually tastes like a treat.
Josh L.
Frozen Raspberry
Best tasting protein drink ever
I've tried dozens of protein drinks and energy drinks. This is the first one that actually tastes good AND gives me sustained energy. The Orange Cream is incredible.
Mike K.
Orange Cream
Finally, energy without the crash
As a developer, I used to rely on coffee all day. FUNCTN gives me the same focus without the anxiety. Plus the protein keeps me full through long coding sessions.
Amanda T.
Vanilla Cream
My new afternoon ritual
I keep a case at my desk now. It's replaced my 3pm coffee and vending machine snack. Better energy, better nutrition, actually tastes like a treat.
Josh L.
Frozen Raspberry