About FUNCTN

We made this because nothing else did both.

Energy drinks wake you up and give you nothing. Protein drinks feed you and leave you tired. We wanted one can that did both, every day. Nobody made it, so we did.

What changes for you

Three problems, one can.

The 4 p.m. crash

150 mg, no jitters.

Enough to get you going, gone before bed.

No caffeine in a shake

20 grams, no shake to drink.

The protein a shake gives you, in something light and fizzy.

The sugar math

Zero, and it still tastes like candy.

90 calories, and nothing to crash off.

Straight answers

Still not sure?

Is it expensive? It replaces two drinks. One to wake you up, one with the protein in it. This is both, for $4.08 a can.

Will it sit heavy? No. It's light and fizzy, nothing like drinking a thick shake.

What if I don't like it? Thirty days to change your mind. If it's not for you, we'll refund you.

20 g protein 150 mg caffeine 0 sugar 90 calories 355 mL per can Contains milk
The short version

Try one. Your 2 p.m. will explain the rest.

4-packs at $19.99 to see if we're right. 12-packs at $48.99 once you know we are.

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