Sip with purpose.

20g protein 150mg caffeine 0g sugar

20 g protein.

A full serving of protein, with…

150 mg caffeine.

Enough to get you going. Not enough to make you jittery.

Made to drink every day.

Zero sugar. 90 calories.

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20 g protein. 150 mg caffeine. Zero sugar. One light sparkling can.

Buy FUNCTN FUNCTN Frozen Raspberry can
The problem

Running on empty.

When you're tired, you reach for an energy drink. When you need protein, you reach for a protein shake. When you need both, you reach for FUNCTN.

“Every energy drink has caffeine. None of them have protein. This is the first one that does both.”
John M. · Lawyer
What's in the can

The label says it all.

Supplemented Facts Per 1 can (355 mL)
Protein20g

This is the part that keeps you full.

Caffeine150mg

This is the part that wakes you up.

Sugar0

Nothing to crash off.

Calories90

Light enough to drink every day.

355 mL · Contains milk † No mystery blend. The label is the pitch.
Pick your can

Refreshing. Full of flavour. And packed with a full serving of protein.

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Frozen Raspberry Raspberry slushie sweet. Zero sugar. Shop this can → Orange Creamsicle Orange and vanilla, like an orange creamsicle. Zero sugar. Shop this can → Cream Soda Old-school cream soda. Zero sugar. Shop this can →
Word of mouth

Don’t take our word for it.

★★★★★
Genuinely surprised how good these taste. I wouldn’t even know there was protein in it if the can didn’t say so.
Jess K.
★★★★★
I used to have an energy drink and then a protein shake on top. Now it’s just one can. And they taste AMAZING!!
Nicole P.
★★★★★
I expected it to be thick and chalky like a protein shake. It’s not. It’s light and fizzy, like a pop.
Dana R.
Every energy drink has caffeine. None of them have protein. This is the first one that does both.
John M. · Lawyer
★★★★★
The Orange Creamsicle tastes just like Alani’s. I honestly can’t tell the difference, and this one has protein.
Tyler R.
★★★★★
Life changer! I have one every day now. So much better than a regular energy drink.
Marc T.
★★★★★
No jitters, no crash. I just feel awake and normal. Plus 20 g of protein, which no other energy drink gives me.
Chris B.
★★★★★
Bought the 4 pack to try it. Ordered the 12 the next week. Just start with the 12.
Sam L.
Fuel, not flash

Built into your day.

7 AM

Instead of skipping breakfast

20 grams of protein on the way out the door.

2 PM

Instead of a second coffee

Same wake-up, no shaky hands.

6 PM

Instead of a protein shake

Same 20 grams. This one wakes you up too.

One drink. Both jobs. Every day.

Other energy drinks wake you up and stop there. This one has 20 grams of protein too.

Fair questions

Asked, answered.

Does it work?

Yes. 150 mg of caffeine is about the same as a large coffee, and it's printed on the front of the can. No mystery blend.

Can I have one if I've already had a coffee?

Health Canada says most adults are fine up to 400 mg a day. A coffee plus one FUNCTN stays under that. If you care about sleep, don't drink one after 4 p.m.

Does it taste like protein powder?

No. It's light and fizzy, not thick and milky.

Why not just drink a protein shake?

A protein shake has no caffeine. None. You get the protein and you're still tired.

Is it a meal?

No. It holds you over between meals. 90 calories and 20 grams of protein until you can eat.

Where do I buy it?

Right here. Pick a flavour and a pack size. Shipping is free anywhere in Canada.

Grab a pack

Fix your 2 p.m.

Twelve cans for $48.99, $4.08 each. Or try four for $19.99 first.

Frozen Raspberry From $19.99 Shop → Orange Creamsicle From $19.99 Shop → Cream Soda From $19.99 Shop → Variety Pack From $19.99 Shop →

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