Frozen Raspberry
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Bright raspberry candy over light bubbles. Sweet like the slush you grew up on.
They switched. Here’s why.
Genuinely surprised how good these taste. I wouldn’t even know there was protein in it if the can didn’t say so.
Life changer! I have one every day now. So much better than a regular energy drink.
I used to have an energy drink and then a protein shake on top. Now it’s just one can. And they taste AMAZING!!
No jitters, no crash. I just feel awake and normal. Plus 20 g of protein, which no other energy drink gives me.
I expected it to be thick and chalky like a protein shake. It’s not. It’s light and fizzy, like a pop.
The Orange Creamsicle tastes just like Alani’s. I honestly can’t tell the difference, and this one has protein.
Bought the 4 pack to try it. Ordered the 12 the next week. Just start with the 12.
See for yourself.
Per can, side by side.
One column has protein and caffeine. The other two pick one.
What you’re probably wondering.
4-pack or 12-pack?
The 12 works out to $4.08 a can, about a dollar less than the 4-pack. Start with four if you haven't tried it yet.
What's in the Variety Pack?
A mix of all three flavours: Frozen Raspberry, Orange Creamsicle and Cream Soda. The 12-pack has four of each.
Where do you ship?
Anywhere in Canada, free, on every order. No minimum to reach, no surprise charge at checkout.
Why not just drink a protein shake?
A protein shake has no caffeine. None. You get the protein and you're still tired.
Does it work?
Yes. 150 mg of caffeine is about the same as a large coffee, and it's printed on the front of the can. No mystery blend.
Can I have one if I've already had a coffee?
Health Canada says most adults are fine up to 400 mg a day. A coffee plus one FUNCTN stays under that. If you care about sleep, don't drink one after 4 p.m.
Does it taste like protein powder?
No. It's light and fizzy, not thick and milky.
Is it a meal?
No. It holds you over between meals. 90 calories and 20 grams of protein until you can eat.
Start with four.
Frozen Raspberry · 4 cans · $19.99
$19.99 to find out if you like it. Free shipping across Canada. Secure checkout, taxes shown before you pay.
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